[ one hand holding out someone else's hair, the other looking down at the last text he received on his MID, Andyr pulling an ew face at it. ] Gross.

[ yeah, no, he didn't need that reminder. honestly, as horrible as Hapsburg is, thank fuck it wasn't Gloriana's """companionship""" department he ended up in. here, asshole, take your you-hair. ]

Believe me, I'm not loving it either. Even if they've got nothing to do with the Houses and KN shit, some asshole's having a laugh about this somewhere.