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ALAN VARREN ALVA 34 / MALE / KERNS-NORMAN TYPE 1 MORO #029 / MEDBAY PHYSICIAN / RANK NAUTA "Alva. Leave a message."

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after nick idk

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don't freak out, stay in the lab, i'm coming to you

there's another one like you, and he's my goddamn roommate. got another hair.

i fucking hate this place already. if you wanna kill them all just on principle, i'm down for it

Re: after nick idk

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[ From zero to sixty in 3.5 seconds, to quote a classical artist. ]

What are you talking about?

Andyr.

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another fucking not clone that looks like a you-clone. like rogers, the gentle blond marshmallow man. this one, nick gant, is more of a twat, so at least there's that. [ as if that's something he's glad for. spoilers, he is. ]

i'm heading there now with one of his hairs for you to test for KN, okay, calm down, hold val's hand or smth

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whowever winventd vokda neds a punch inthe dickk

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anfd so do u

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wwwhhhhyyyyyyhy

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buvkys hair feels nice

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so does urs

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ur stil the pretty 1 and i haet u

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i dont want t2 look at space whn im drunk no

done 8|

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barfing bye

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Christ on a stick, are you still alive?

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[ here's your daily fish fact, because apparently andyr thinks you're okay or something. ]

A male Bangaii Cardinalfish will hold both eggs and babies in his mouth until the young are ready to swim on their own. This process is known as "mouth brooding." Although it takes several weeks, the male fish will not eat until the eggs hatch.

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[ A N D Y R ]

Sounds about right when it comes to parenthood. I'm good with this fact.

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[ hey buddy ]

imagining you mouth brooding is the creepiest fucking thing, thanks, i needed that nightmare fuel

txt;

[mangled]

How do you feel about cats?

Hypothetical cats?

[ protip: it's not actually a hypothetical cat. ]

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[ You are not cute right now. ]

No.

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[ He is very cute. ]

You aren't even giving her a chance.

during bug alien party on ocean island land

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have you tried these muffins

oh my god

did they scrub your beard, do you smell like flowers now

i didnt take their bling but maybe i should have, we could sell that shit

these muffins though, ive had like twelve

where are you, im bringing you muffins

pretend he's only seeing these now

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Andyr, what the hell were you on?

lmfao npnp

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a year worth of alien compulsion drugs

those muffins were seriously good though

backdated to the 7th

[abide]

There's something I want to talk to you about. If you're free.

eyyy

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You're the captain, Captain. Where do you need me?

eww

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I'll come to you if it's more convenient. Where are you?

after this: http://thisavrou.dreamwidth.org/114091.html?thread=9664939#cmt9664939

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[ guess what time it is.

your monthly 'andyr is a paranoid mess that snowballs into a dangerous disaster 9 times out of 10' adventure.

he comes speeding into Alva's room, with his clothes from home strapped to him (at least Harry had helped him get the bloodstains out), and nothing but the ice pick from this last shipment of crew gifts in his hand, the damaged, stole guard jacket that reads HAPSBURG across the breast hugged tight to him, as his eyes look a bit wild. ]

We need to go. We need to get Val, get to the hanger, get a plane, and go, Alva. [ he doesn't know what this is or how they did it, but it can't possibly be coincidence after coincidence. he'd have to be a moron to believe that, and maybe he is. ]

God, I shouldn't have freaking trusted them. [ 'them' being ambiguous, because there's some he wanted to trust. some he still wants to trust. he doesn't want to give them names and say he's giving up on them, but he can't let alva and val get hurt again.

and if it's alva he shouldn't have trusted, well. then it doesn't particularly matter - because alva's all he's ever had left. ]