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ALVARY. ([personal profile] procedures) wrote2016-05-16 05:16 pm

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ALAN VARREN ALVA
34 / MALE / KERNS-NORMAN TYPE 1
MORO #029 / MEDBAY PHYSICIAN / RANK NAUTA

"Alva. Leave a message."

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after nick idk

[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-07-28 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
don't freak out, stay in the lab, i'm coming to you

there's another one like you, and he's my goddamn roommate. got another hair.

i fucking hate this place already. if you wanna kill them all just on principle, i'm down for it
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-07-28 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
another fucking not clone that looks like a you-clone. like rogers, the gentle blond marshmallow man. this one, nick gant, is more of a twat, so at least there's that. [ as if that's something he's glad for. spoilers, he is. ]

i'm heading there now with one of his hairs for you to test for KN, okay, calm down, hold val's hand or smth
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yes good

[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-07-28 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
smart ass. kind of a prick. he wanted me to handle his balls.

[ ANDYR THAT IS NOT WHAT HE SAID... ]

he's ok
Edited 2016-07-28 04:46 (UTC)
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-07-28 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
you're the one who likes talking about that shit so much, i'll let you handle the ball fondling and ass massages. it'll be a good bonding experience.

[ it could really be either way with them, who knows. ]

no shit, me too. almost there, see you in a sec

[ and a few minutes later, in comes andyr, with the general stiffness he always has entering a lab, coming up to alva with a couple strands of nick gant's hair held out. maybe he yoinked a little too many, whoops. ]
Edited 2016-07-28 05:05 (UTC)
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-07-28 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ one hand holding out someone else's hair, the other looking down at the last text he received on his MID, Andyr pulling an ew face at it. ] Gross.

[ yeah, no, he didn't need that reminder. honestly, as horrible as Hapsburg is, thank fuck it wasn't Gloriana's """companionship""" department he ended up in. here, asshole, take your you-hair. ]

Believe me, I'm not loving it either. Even if they've got nothing to do with the Houses and KN shit, some asshole's having a laugh about this somewhere.
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-08-05 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
whowever winventd vokda neds a punch inthe dickk
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-08-05 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
anfd so do u
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-08-05 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
wwwhhhhyyyyyyhy
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-08-05 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
buvkys hair feels nice
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-08-05 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
so does urs
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-08-05 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
ur stil the pretty 1 and i haet u
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-08-05 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
i dont want t2 look at space whn im drunk no
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done 8|

[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-08-05 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
barfing bye
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[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-08-08 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ here's your daily fish fact, because apparently andyr thinks you're okay or something. ]

A male Bangaii Cardinalfish will hold both eggs and babies in his mouth until the young are ready to swim on their own. This process is known as "mouth brooding." Although it takes several weeks, the male fish will not eat until the eggs hatch.
mangled: (I ONCE KNEW A MAN)

txt;

[personal profile] mangled 2016-08-09 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
How do you feel about cats?

Hypothetical cats?


[ protip: it's not actually a hypothetical cat. ]
mangled: (LIFE IS SUCH A)

[personal profile] mangled 2016-08-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is very cute. ]

You aren't even giving her a chance.
mangled: (TAKE MY HEART)

[personal profile] mangled 2016-08-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not! I'm not allergic to her whatsoever.

I definitely would know at this point.
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[personal profile] mangled 2016-08-09 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm taking Petra for a walk.

[ meaning she is getting a free ride while Val continues to explore. ]

Levi said the tree she came from was hurt and I promised I'd take care of her.
Edited (womp womp edit) 2016-08-09 03:45 (UTC)

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